Provincial Hada 101

Kendra James, the reigning "Fisting Queen" has organized a Christmas lunch with some old friends. Lunch went well. Traditional foods and drinks on the table, Nilagang Baka, Kare-Kare, Fried Chicken, Pinapaitan, Crispy Pata, Ensaladang Talong, Palitaw, Manggang Hilaw with Alamang and others, are devoured by the quartet, Nora, Sabel, Kendra and me.


Catching up with the guys is fun. Flood of memories, funny stories, recent updates, has beens and whereabouts of our old batchmates topped the list of the stories shared. Amongst us, Nora is my fave story sharer. He could be as honest as a saint. He could tell his many hada bloopers and never get embarrassed by any of it. Just like last week when carolers visited his house, he stalked one of them and invited into his harem. While the guy's penis is already half way in his ass, the guy blurted out, "Kuya kilala kita. Kaklase ko kapatid mo.", and just like that, the penis got pulled out.

*Sigh* I hope he will reconsider to be interviewed by me. I'd really love to dedicate a post for him.



After lunch, we decided to go to one of the newest of malls. We window shopped and stalked some hot guys. Tired and realizing that the mall is boring, we decided to have a drink at Nora's place.

Nora's place is actually the go to place when one needs a "taste of cock", as Sabel would casually say. Sabel is a regular visitor at Nora's place. He had been also there for the past 2 days but to no avail. No guys of his liking showed up. And now, Sabel is hoping that his luck would turn.

At Nora's we met Marlona, Darwin and Mandy. I have met them before thanks to Kendra. They are the gateway to men who'd readily offer themselves at a Cornetto's price. Yes, I said Cornetto. And when I say Cornetto, it literally meant your 20 pesos could do wonders.

Now, when one Reyna is going to visit a realm of another Reyna, it is customary for the visiting Reyna to pay a courtesy call and give an 'alay'. In the case of Marlona, Darwin and Mandy the perfect alay would be alcohol. A case of jumbo Red Horse or 2 liters of Emperador Lights with a pack of boy bawang or pancit canton is already enough to suffice the customary offering. The offerings will actually not be consumed by the Reynas themselves. It will be used as lures for the guys.

In the vocabulary of the Reynas of this realm, guys are devided into 2 categories: Serbis and Hombres.

Serbis are guys who basically would kneel for you. Pun intended. Minimum payout is only 20 pesos while the maximum payout would be 50 pesos. We are warned not to go beyond the SRP so as not to disturb the market.

Hombres on the other hand do not kneel for you. They are basically the LP type of guys, service wise. Maximum payout for regular hombres would be 50-100 pesos. Special hombres', one who usually joins male pageants, maximum payout is about 500 pesos. This all depends on your haggling skills.

This night, Sabel is being unlucky again. Most guys who joined us just didn't fit his requirements.

Kendra and I wanted to have an excitement this night. So we eyed some serbis guys, got up and excused ourselves to pee in the fields. With a silent head turn and a quick wink, a nod has been received to confirm. While we wait at a dark corner, the guys showed up. We separated our ways to the open fields with nothing but moonlight as guide.